Swine flu has hit Pi Kappa Ninth Floor! Lindsay and Eric both went home early this week after being diagnosed with the “infamous” swine flu. This motivated me to finally do all my laundry and clean my room.
We have gotten to the point where we are using ridiculous amounts of sanitizer at all times, and spray everything with anti-bacterial before using it. There are signs all over the hall posted on people’s doors warning people who are exhibiting any symptoms to stay away. Jamison’s room even has sanitizer beside his cookie jar, and a note telling people they have to sanitize their hands before they can have one.
Chris Brown had a fever during Journalism, so I made him go to the Health Center. He was given a mask; similar to the one Michael Jackson was seen wearing whenever he was out in public prior to his death. Luckily the people at the health center said he didn’t have swine flue. After he was released and diagnosed with only a cold we allowed him to socialize with all the rest of us on the hall.
Bernice Woodard
Public Relations
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